Pandemonia: The Landing Page

Everything You Need to Know to Make Yourself Filthy Rich (Spiritually)

Everyone’s talking about Pandemonia: A Novel Plague Plague Novel!

But where does one buy this masterpiece?

Pre-Order Here! I’ll also be releasing print editions on the same date, July 1.

Cover Art by Rachel Haywire

Back Cover

Knight Captain Pickle, once the brine of the King’s Court, has been jettisoned from Service for asking the wrong questions. Now he’s on a mythic quest to purify the swampy capital of Quagmerica, where a demonic plague has infected both body and state. Behind the scenes, a sinister court physician is peddling cursed medicine to a fast-food-loving warlord-king who thinks governing is just another arena for conquest.

Sir Pickle isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he does have a really cool sword, and he knows how to use it. Unfortunately, that’s about it. Fortunately, he rallies a misfit fellowship that includes a disgraced alchemist, his opticks-wielding wife, and a rogue airship pilot. Their quest for three divine relics leads them through bombed-out deserts, sky races over la selva, and psychedelic hellscapes.

Pandemonia is a satirical fantasy adventure. Part epic quest, part political farce, part redemption story. It’s written in the tradition of Bored of the Rings, Discworld, Mad Magazine, and The Adventure Zone. Do you have the Courage to rediscover the Quagmerican Mythos?