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The 13th Grade's avatar

My screen AND keyboard are filthy to me now. I need a new computer.

The 13th Grade's avatar

Come to think of it, William Murderface on “Metalocalypse” played bass with his lower appendage, so there’s a precedent.

Centaur Write Satyr's avatar

Thank you for reading this essay equivalent of a whoopie cushion

Hans G. Schantz's avatar

"The Western Canon..." I see what you did there.

Centaur Write Satyr's avatar

It’s childish and immature, but I wrote myself into a corner. It was the only way to finish this essay.

RDM's avatar

Even better that the business end is pointed to the right.....😎

KING CRINGE's avatar

Good selection on the shelf!

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Since I listen to these posts, and after knowing what I wish you hadn't told me towards the end, I think you just violated my ears. eeeeewwwwww